She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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