yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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