I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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