is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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