Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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