This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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