On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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