I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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