Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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