doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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