windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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