what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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