And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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