We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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