goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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