His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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