and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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