How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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