You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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