he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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