So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
pop tarts are not kleenex
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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