I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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