Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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