In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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