How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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