Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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