I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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