Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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