i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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