You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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