just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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