Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I am one with the molecules
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
not ubering you a puppy
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