Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I have fence marks all over my body
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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