Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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