He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i think my cat just said my name.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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