Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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