i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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