he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm at about main and main street
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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