yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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