I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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