Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He shit in the fireplace
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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