yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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