weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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