Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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