I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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