forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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