Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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