Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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