I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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