Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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