My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
