my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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